My item predictions for Mario Kart 9/Ultimate/Duty/Whatever you think it will be!

Here's how i'd like the next mainline Mario Kart items to go like! (HPI= High Place Item) (MPI= Mid Place Item) (LPI= Low Place Item)

Let's get the obvious ones out of the way.

High Place Items

Banana (1st-4th, HPI)

This will work like the Banana usually works. You can hold it behind you.

Triple Bananas (1st-5th, HPI)

Same thing. In a row.

Green Shell (1st-4th, HPI)

Same as banana, but works like a green shell.

Triple Green Shell (2nd-6th, HPI)

These will spin around you.

Bob-omb (2nd-6th, HPI)

haha bob goes boom

Red Shell (1st-7th, HPI)

Don't worry, this won't be as brutal as Mario Kart 8.

Mushroom (2nd-9th, HPI)

Vroom.

Mid Place Items

Spiny Shell (4th-8th, MPI)

Bring back the wings! Bring back the wings!

Blooper (3rd-7th, HPI)

This will be in higher places, around 4th, not 9th.

Triple Red Shell (4th-9th, HPI)

Red Shell and Triple Green Shell combined.

Low Place Items

Triple Mushroom (4th-13th, MPI)

Vroom x3.

Lightning (13th-16th, LPI)

1st is shrunken for 12 seconds, 12th is shruken for 1 second. You get the math. No squashing.

Starman (8th-16th, LPI)

BA BA BAAA BA BA BABA BAAA DA DA DAAA DA DA DADA DAAA

15 second cooldown.

Golden Mushroom (6th-15th, LPI)

Vroom xinf.

Bullet Bill (11th-16th, LPI)

The bullet, the bullet, the bullet.

Other Already Existing Items.

Special Items (Not Special In The Game, Unless...)

Bowser Shell (2nd-8th, HPI)

Spinny spin.

Chain Chomp (6th-12th, MPI)

:0

Giant Banana (1st-6th, HPI)

very chad-like

Yoshi's/Birdo's Egg (3rd-9th, HPI)

What it drops most commoly to most rare. Banana, Fake Item Box, Green Shell, Bob-omb, Red Shell, Star, Bowser Shell.

Other Stuff

Mega Mushroom (4th-10th, MPI)

10 second cooldown, everytime it crushes somebody it adds 3.

Giga Bob-omb (4th-8th, MPI)

BOOM!!!!!

Boo (7th-12th, MPI)

mUAheMUaEaEHumaeMauhem

Black Shell (2nd-8th, HPI)

A black shell, what else should i say? It's a bomb.

Gold Shell (3rd-11th, MPI)

The perfect comeback.

Fake Item Box (1st-3rd, HPI)

It's back!

NEW ITEMS!!! |O|-|O|

No custom images. (Too lazy lol)

Plasma Ball (1st-7th, HPI)

This is like the Heart and the Fine Mushroom combined. When you are hit by an item, you will be unaffected and the person who hit you with it will face the punishment that would happen to you if you didn't have the Plasma Orb.

Propeller Mushroom (5th-12th, MPI)

You can fly for 10 seconds. You fly 1.25x faster than you driving, and you can't go to high. If you do, the propeller will break and then you get damaged when you hit the ground. When you are done flying you glide back down to the track slowly.

Ice Laser (5th-14th, LPI)

This points foward for 10 seconds. If the laser touches a wall, it dosen't go any further. If the laser touches someone, the freeze for 3 seconds.

Frenzy 9 (5th-11th, MPI)

9 items. Red Shell (15%), Green Shell (20%), Giant Banana (10%), Banana (20%), Spiny Shell (10%), Bob-omb (15%), Giga Bob-omb (5%), and Starman (5%).

NOT 100% chance for each item.

Item Probabilities

These are not probabilites. You can do the calculations if you want!

Item	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th	8th	9th	10th	11th	12th	13th	14th	15th	16th
	35	12.5	7.5	2.5
	17.5	20	12.5	5	2.5
	25	15	7.5	2.5
		7.5	15	10	5	2.5
	20	10	5
		5	12.5	15	10	5
	2.5	22.5	22.5	15	10	5	2.5
		17.5	25	22.5	20	15	10	5	2.5
				2.5	7.5	10	5	2.5
			2.5	5	7.5	5	2.5
				10	15	7.5	5	5	2.5
				5	12.5	20	25	32.5	35	27.5	20	12.5	5
													2.5	7.5	15	32.5
								2.5	5	10	15	20	27.5	20	12.5	5
						2.5	5	10	15	20	27.5	20	12.5	5	2.5
											2.5	5	7.5	15	22.5	35
		2.5	5	12.5	17.5	10	5	2.5
						2.5	5	7.5	15	10	5	2.5
	2.5	15	17.5	12.5	7.5	2.5
			2.5	7.5	15	12.5	10	5	2.5
				2.5	5	7.5	10	7.5	5	2.5
				2.5	5	12.5	7.5	2.5
							2.5	5	10	17.5	10	2.5
		2.5	10	20	17.5	12.5	5	2.5
			2.5	7.5	15	22.5	17.5	15	10	7.5	2.5
	2.5	5	7.5	10	7.5	5	2.5
					2.5	7.5	15	17.5	12.5	10	5	2.5
					2.5	5	7.5	12.5	15	20	22.5	15	7.5	2.5
					2.5	5	7.5	10	7.5	5	2.5