This is my first "What Everything Says About You" blog post, and before I start, I would like to tell you that this is only a joke, so please don't take it seriously.
Items[]
Banana, Triple Banana, Giant Banana, Banana Barrel, and Banana Bunch[]
You like consuming a lot of potassium. In all seriousness, potassium is necessary for survival because it helps to fluid balance, muscle contractions and nerve signals.
Green Shell and Triple Green Shell[]
You like first-person shooters.
Red Shell and Triple Red Shell[]
You never miss anything that's going on.
Blue Spiny Shell[]
You want to get your revenge on the person who beat you in a sports game.
Coin and Coin Box[]
You are rich because you like to collect money.
Fake Item Box[]
You like to manipulate other people into doing things for you.
Mushroom, Triple Mushroom, Mushroom Cannon, Dash Ring, and Golden Mushroom[]
You like to rush to get everything done on time the moment you get your assignments.
Boo[]
You want to become a master theif like Sly Cooper.
Lightning[]
You want to unleash your wrath on the entire world.
Mega Mushroom[]
You dream of becoming the legendary Godzilla one day.
Blooper[]
You like to blind other people by shining a bright light in their faces or making them look directly at the Sun. Seriously though, don't do these things.
Yoshi Egg[]
You like breaking pinatas by hitting them with a stick so that you can get all of the treats for yourself.
Chain Chomp[]
You like riding rollercoasters.
Bullet Bill[]
You want to fight for your country.
POW Block[]
You like to cause earthquakes.
Thunder Cloud[]
You like playing Hot Potato. You also want to harm yourself while you're depressed. Go see a psychiatrist.
Super Leaf[]
You like stealing fur from raccoons and tanukis.
Fire Flower and Fireball[]
You like to set everything on fire.
Lucky Seven and Crazy Eight[]
You can't decide on one item to buy, so you choose to buy seven (or eight if you like the Crazy Eight).
Piranha Plant[]
You like to eat everything you see, even if it doesn't qualify as food.
Boomerang Flower[]
You live your life like you're in Australia.
Heart[]
You show affection towards others.
Bob-omb, Double Bob-omb, and Bob-omb Cannon[]
You like explosions.
Poison Mushroom[]
You like getting sick so you won't have to go to school.
Feather[]
You think you can fly, but you actually can't.
Star[]
You really want to become a God or Goddess.
Super Horn[]
You like to blast loud music.
Bowser Shell[]
You like working for Bowser.
Bubble[]
You like blowing bubbles.
Ice Flower[]
You like to freeze other people into ice.
Hammer/Hammer Flower[]
You like using this to build things, like tables.